It’s difficult to trust that guys want to be with me.” One person, however, is making this series utterly hellish —Stephen Bear, the classless piece of trash who won Celebrity Big Brother last year by smashing all the eggs and making everyone’s lives a misery. He ran out on his third date after 8min 36sec, leaving a note for her with the waiter: “I left the chicken in the oven.” In fact, he’d be the ruin of this show, if it wasn’t for the fact it’s known he’s no longer filming, an irate Nadia and Eden gave him the rollicking he deserved and because of Rob Beckett’s cutting voiceover — Bear: “I’m single.” His date Stacey: “And why would that be? East Enders’ writers actually giving dwarf Donna the line: “My day might be looking up.” The textbook This Morning feature: “I talk to the dead via my possessed dolls.” The name of C4 naturism docu The Great British Skinny Dip’s dubbing mixer Stephen O’Toole and film editor Kate Spankie.” Rob: “I’ve got a list here if you want to see it.” My biggest bugbear (no pun intended), though, is his forgetfulness of basic personal details, such as with Kelly: “I can’t remember the bird’s name I’ve asked out. Tipping Point’s question: “In the periodic table, what is the only element whose name ends with the letter L?Yet, it’s not surprising that ‘Outlander’ fans are absolutely devastated to see Sam Heughan with someone like Mac Kenzie Mauzy, and not Caitriona Balfe.
READ MORE CELEB NEWS Celebs Go Dating viewers stunned by Stephen Bear’s ‘oblivious’ parents But just who is the lovely Tom?Joey Essex who, having got together with Made In Chelsea’s Stephanie Pratt in series one against the show’s rules, and subsequently split up, has returned upbeat: “There are plenty more birds in the sea.” Certainly are, Joey, one of five famous people who’ve spent the first of four weeks dipping their toes in the “civilian singletons” waters of Celebs Go Dating. This Morning’s Ferne Mc Cann, who’s a heck of a lot shallower than I’d imagined and doesn’t take a purse on first dates, ditched one guy because: “He didn’t even like the goat’s cheese.” Then came a 200-mile train journey to a catastrophic date with Tyrone who said she had “big legs”, nibbled her ear and called her “stuck up” for not reciprocating before dancing off into the night alone to the music in his head.Diversity’s “big-haired, body-popping man-child” Perri Kiely’s idea of an adult date, having “never chatted up a girl or had a girlfriend”, is going for a milkshake or ice-skating.Some fans thought the couple was kind of mismatched from the beginning.The actor was so desperate to become the next big thing in Hollywood.They will appear in a special documentary to commemorate the life of their mother Diana. Keep Reading You won’t believe how Fergie and Josh Duhamel met.Their story errs on the side of the bizarre rather than the cute.The only prospect of a second date from the entire week is for Hollyoaks’ Jorgie Porter who tearfully began by telling dating agents Nadia and Eden: “It would be great to find someone who loves me for me.I have no trust in men.” Stark contrast to her saying tearfully on First Dates in 2015: “I would just like someone to love me for who I am. Bear is vulgar, crude and plays girls against each other to the point of snogging one at the mixer meet-and-greet and then asking out another moments later while smeared with her blue lipstick.He genuinely feared “wine and dine” meant you were obliged to drink wine.Joey Essex was partnered with a cougar who wanted to dress him as a pony and hurdle around her room.